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"That's right — you heard me. The Texans will win the Super Bowl at some point in the next 10 years. My money says it will happen between 2015 and 2019, but we'll become playoff regulars before that. The MVP will be DeMeco Ryans, who will finish the game with 11 tackles, one sack, and an interception returned for a touchdown. Andre Johnson will also score a TD, and Mario Williams will have one sack and shoot lightning bolts out of his arse. The festivities will conclude as Bob McNair unveils a new statue of a simple bronze middle finger perpetually pointed at Nashville."

-Robert Vega, Bleacher Report

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Sanzen

Sanzen is a woman from Houston, TX. She has been on the planet since 1986, making her 25 years old. She has been a member of this site for 3 years.

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